Divine Veggie Tales

So my two-and-a-half-year-old son is sitting there looking at one of those junky trinket catalogs that come in the mail every once and a while and points to a Betty Boop calendar and asks "What's that?"

"It's Betty Boop," I tell him, "It's a cartoon character drawn by someone - just like Bob the Tomato or Larry the Cucumber."

"Bob the Tomato isn't a cartoon character," he replies. "Bob the Tomato is a vegetable and he's drawn by God."

You heard it here first. Bob the Tomato. Drawn by God.