The most important meal of the day

So I get this phone call at work and it's my wife telling me the following story:

My son, who is 18 months old, is woken up early (6:45!) because they are going to the beach today and sleeping in the car is a really good thing. Instead of the usual morning snuggle, he wants to stumble around his room in a groggy half sleep looking for an interesting morning toy. Eventually, he wanders out into the kitchen points up to the counter and says, "coffee?"

Like I said before - be careful what you do and say, they're watching everything and I mean EVERYTHING.